like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Operation Purity has been aborted
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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