HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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