What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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