I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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