So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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