He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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