oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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