your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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