Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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