Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
