Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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