If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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