I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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