i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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