I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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