For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Randomize
