I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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