That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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