While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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