I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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