I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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