Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Randomize
