found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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