Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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