I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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