man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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