i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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