Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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