when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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