My brain says no but my pants say off.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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