3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do plants get herpes?
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