Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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