Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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