Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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