Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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