Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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