you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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