just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Be still, my beating vagina.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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