ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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