Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you inspire me to be a worse person
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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