How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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