We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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