i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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