Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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