My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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