i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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