It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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