yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
please don't ironically join a cult
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