Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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