The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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