I love black thongs
Tell her she can't have a vagina
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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