lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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