Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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