In the future we'll all be gay
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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