i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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