It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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