love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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