He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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