and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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