Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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