There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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